Hoe ik wil sterven

The cotton is thick enough that the print actually feels like it'll survive a few washes, which is rare for a joke tee. I laughed out loud when I unfolded it, and now my cat keeps trying to sit on the chair in the design, which feels on-brand.

The inside joke is real for anyone who's ever been the cat person in the room. The print quality is sharp and the fabric feels substantial, not flimsy like some graphic tees I've gotten. I've already worn it twice this week and the cat stays perfectly visible.

The print is so crisp and the fabric feels like it was made for lazy Sundays. I wore it to my book club and got a solid five minutes of laughing before anyone could even form a sentence. The cat on the chair says everything I’ve ever felt.