Bitch, Peas

$12.2 ~~$20~~ In stock

This classic cotton t-shirt from TeeTurtle brings a playful pun to your wardrobe with the phrase “Bitch, Peas.” Designed in black, it’s a fun choice for anyone who enjoys food-themed humor and clever wordplay.

Available in Men’s and Women’s styles, with sizes ranging from S to 3XL.
Made from premium cotton for everyday comfort.
Features a bold, graphic print that showcases the pun.
Part of TeeTurtle Originals, offering unique and original designs.

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Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 3 reviews)

Jason Q. ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

Fits true to size and the black color hasn’t faded after several washes. The cotton is soft enough for all-day wear, making it my go-to for casual Fridays.

Victoria ★★★★★ Oct 19, 2026

The pun got a laugh out of my coworker before I even took it out of the bag, and the cotton feels sturdy enough for regular wear without being stiff. I’ve already worn it twice this week and the print hasn’t cracked.

Hannah E. ★★★★☆ Oct 18, 2026

The black fabric is a nice, deep shade that doesn't fade after washing, and the pun always gets a chuckle. Only wish the cotton were a touch thicker for cooler days, but it's perfect for summer.