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Coffee Makes Me Less Murdery

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$13.2 $53.33 In stock

Category: Bunnies

Start your day with a little humor and a lot of caffeine. This black cotton t-shirt from TeeTurtle features the playful phrase "Coffee Makes Me Less Murdery"—a lighthearted way to let everyone know you need your morning brew before you're fully human. Designed for bunny lovers and fans of witty apparel, it's a fun addition to any wardrobe.

  • Classic cotton t-shirt available in men's and women's styles
  • Sizes range from S to 3XL for both men's and women's fits
  • Bold black fabric with a humorous, coffee-themed message
  • Great for casual wear, gifting, or adding a smile to your daily routine
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 3 reviews)

Penelope ★★★★★

The cotton is thick enough that it doesn't cling awkwardly, and the phrase has gotten a laugh from every coworker who's read it so far. I've already washed it twice and the print hasn't cracked or faded, which is more than I can say for most novelty tees.

George ★★★★★

I wore this to a brunch and got so many laughs—the fabric is soft and the sizing is spot-on. The lettering hasn't cracked after a few washes, which I was worried about. It's become my go-to Saturday shirt.

Mia ★★★★★

The print is so crisp and clear on the black fabric, and the phrase always gets a chuckle from my coworkers. It’s soft enough to wear all day without feeling scratchy.