Follow Your Nightmares

$12.4 ~~$20~~ In stock

“Follow Your Nightmares” is for anyone whose inner voice sounds less like a wellness podcast and more like a tiny, grumpy unicorn with a knife. Equal parts adorable and alarming, this t-shirt takes inspirational rainbow energy and gives it a delightfully sharp twist.

Whether you're running errands, making questionable life choices, or simply embracing your gremlin era, this t-shirt lets everyone know you're committed to your goals. One way or another.

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Joseph Z. ★★★★★ Aug 17, 2026

The little grumpy unicorn print cracked me up the moment I unboxed it, and it’s held up great after three washes already. The fabric feels heavier than typical tees, which I actually like for a slightly sturdier fit. Wore it to a horror movie night and got a solid mix of confused stares and genuine

Carter P. ★★★★★ Aug 16, 2026

The print quality is surprisingly sharp for how tiny that grumpy unicorn is, and the cotton feels thick enough to survive a hundred washes. I wore it to brunch and got three people asking where I got it, so it's officially my new favorite conversation starter.

Ruby Q. ★★★★★ Aug 12, 2026

Finally a shirt that gets my sense of humor. The tiny grumpy unicorn with a knife is somehow both cute and unsettling, and the fabric feels decently thick for a graphic tee. Wore it to a family dinner and got more laughs than side-eyes, which is a win in my book.