Ho Ho Ho Mother***ker

$12.8 ~~$20~~ In stock

Don't mess with this holiday squad! This black classic cotton t-shirt features a bold, festive design that's sure to stand out. Perfect for spreading some holiday cheer with an edgy twist.

Classic cotton t-shirt in black
Available in men's and women's styles
Men's sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Women's sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Original TeeTurtle design

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

John ★★★★★ Sep 2, 2026

The print is sharp and doesn't crack when you stretch it, and the fit is true to size for a classic tee. Wore it to a family gift exchange and got more laughs than the actual presents, which says a lot.

Zoe M. ★★★★★ Aug 25, 2026

The cotton is thick enough that the print doesn’t feel cheap, and the black backdrop really makes the red lettering pop. Wore it to a holiday party and got a solid mix of laughs and raised eyebrows, exactly what I was going for.

Adam ★★★★★ Aug 24, 2026

The design is just as bold in person as in the photo, and the black cotton holds its shape after a few washes already. I wore it to a holiday party and got more laughs than the actual jokes.