I'm a Time Traveler

$13 ~~$20~~ In stock

Category: Reading

"Reading is great because I can travel back to Shakespeare's time...just without, you know...all the bubonic plague." 💀

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Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 3 reviews)

Owen V. ★★★★★ Oct 19, 2026

Got it as a gift for a bookworm friend and the plague joke on the cover still makes me chuckle every time I pass it. It's the perfect little shelf piece for anyone who loves reading and dark humor.

Hazel R. ★★★★★ Oct 18, 2026

That tagline made me laugh out loud while I was waiting for my coffee to brew, and it's honestly the perfect excuse to crack open a book guilt-free. The humor is spot-on and it's now sitting on my shelf where I see it every day.

Elizabeth ★★★★☆ Oct 20, 2026

I’m a big fan of time travel story ideas, so this tongue‑in‑cheek take on reading as a plague‑free way to visit Shakespeare’s era made me laugh. The joke about skipping the bubonic plague is clever and fits the bookish theme perfectly. Only wish it came with a quote or two from the Bard to round it