I'm Literally Never Sarcastic

$14.4 ~~$20~~ In stock

This classic cotton t-shirt from TeeTurtle Originals features a playful bunny design and the witty phrase “I'm Literally Never Sarcastic.” Made in a heather gray color, it’s a comfortable choice for everyday wear.

Classic cotton t-shirt in heather gray
Features a bunny graphic with the text “I'm Literally Never Sarcastic”
Available in men’s and women’s styles, sizes S to 3XL
Original design from TeeTurtle

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Emily ★★★★★ Sep 11, 2026

The cotton is way softer than I expected for a printed tee, and it's held up through several washes without the heather gray fading. The bunny graphic got a laugh out of my coworker before she even read the sarcasm line.

John M. ★★★★★ Sep 10, 2026

Wore this to a family dinner and my brother spent ten minutes trying to figure out if I was being serious. The heather gray cotton is soft and hasn't shrunk after a few washes, and the bunny graphic still looks crisp.

Jason ★★★★★ Sep 9, 2026

Got this as a joke for my coworker who never stops with the deadpan remarks, and the cotton is honestly really soft for a gag tee. The bunny's expression pairs perfectly with the text, and the heather gray makes it look like a shirt she'd actually wear out, not just to bed.