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If Only I Could Mark People As Spam

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$14.2 $20 In stock

Category: Apparel

Who’s ever wished real life had a Block button. Our wide-eyed bunny peeks out behind the universal “nope” sign, declaring the dream: If only I could mark people as spam. Equal parts cute and petty, it’s perfect for introverts, boundary-setters, customer-service survivors, and anyone done with small talk. Soft cotton, easy fit—ideal for open offices, errands, flights, and family group chats you can’t escape. So you can say your peace without saying a word 😉 

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Victoria ★★★★★

This bunny’s expression is pure mood, and the "nope" sign is printed crisp enough that people notice it from across the room. The cotton tee is comfy for lounging, and the fit runs true to size—I’ve already worn it three times this week.

Timothy ★★★★★

The design is exactly what it looks like in the photos—that bunny’s deadpan expression behind the spam sign cracks me up every time I wear it. Fabric feels sturdy for a tee, not flimsy, and I’ve already gotten two strangers laughing at it.

Michael V. ★★★★★

I laughed out loud when I opened it—the bunny’s wide-eyed expression behind the “nope” sign is exactly the petty energy I needed for my home office. The fabric feels thick enough to pass as a real conversation-stopper, and the print hasn’t cracked after a few washes.